Mommy added Google Translate to my blog a few days ago. I don’t know why she did that. Google Translate doesn’t speak Cat! And I don’t speak any of those languages.
She said it would make it easier for most humans to understand the blog. I don’t understand that. When humans speak all I hear is “Bla, Bla, Bla”!
She even thought it was fun to add Latin. I don’t understand that either. Latin is a dead language. She laughed and said “I know”. But she also said she had studied Latin in high school and they had a funny little ditty that went:
Latin is a dead language,
As dead as dead can be,
It killed all the Romans,
And now it’s killing me!
She actually thought that was funny. I thought it was pretty dopey. Why would anybody study a dead language? And why would anyone make up silly ditties about it?
Anyway, mom added Google Translate to my blog, and maybe some humans may actually benefit from it. They may actually come to visit me on my blog. I are beautiful! And maybe I can teach them to speak Cat! Meow! Purrr!